school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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