in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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