shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
