Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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