Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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