I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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