dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Sober January is a disaster.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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