Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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