There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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