Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
