Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
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