So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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