Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
It's official drugs can't kill me
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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