I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
Randomize
