dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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