so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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