Sponge bath it is.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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