at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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