i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
BRING THE BAGELS
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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