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I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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