Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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