Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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