I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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