he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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