Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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