i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Semen is not good for contacts.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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