i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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