We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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