my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
Randomize
