ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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