I wannas sexs uuuuu
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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