if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I've blown a few things in my day
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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