1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
ugly people sure do ruin things
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Randomize