I looked at my own cervix.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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