I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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