you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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