so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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