So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
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