): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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