Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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