i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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