i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Randomize
