dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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