He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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