That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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