idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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