Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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