i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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