If that was your dad, he is hot
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I want her autograph on my taint
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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