When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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