Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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