is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
He had one of those small greek statue penises
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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