it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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