i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
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